Monday, December 2, 2013

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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Here's What You Missed...

Even a REHAB doesn't want to put up with CHRIS SHIT BROWN's fuckery. REALLY?!  You gotta be 50 Shades of CRAY to get kicked out of rehab - TMZ
...oh, and he's getting another THREE MONTHS - People


The long gestating MAD MAX sequel hits theaters in 2015...and it stars this hot piece - EW

AMERICAN HORROR STORY creator gives hints at next season...and a spinoff of 'COVEN'? - PITNB



Love IS blind, because even Charles Manson can get someone to marry him... - OMG 

What DEAD MUSICIANS would look like if they hadn't (you know) died ...and that's supposed to be KURT COBAIN - DListed


KELLY CLARKSON has joined the 'OCCUPY MY UTERUS' movement and will be celebrating with a TV Christmas Special - ONTD

Did BRITTANY MURPHY actually die from a HEROIN overdose? - Radar

Disgusting truths about the FAST FOOD you're eating - HuffPost

LADY GAGA's record label can't possibly be happy with her first week sales - Billboard

LIBERACE'S ex-piece from 'Behind the Candelabra' ...is behind bars...AGAIN! - Queerty

JENNIFER ANISTON and Taylor Swift should start a club called 'DUMPEES ANONYMOUS' - Celebitchy

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Is This Bitch Serious?



Meet GABE DAY. He's the son of Three-Time OSCAR winner Daniel Day-Lewis who's following in the illustrious footsteps of Thespian-Spawn-Turned-Rapper as Tom Hanks' son CHET HAZE. This is Gabe's first official video for his sure-to-be #1 International single 'Green Auras'. Gabe gets points for his old-skool beatz, but his skillzzzzzz are lacking and the video is basically him smoking a blunt and shit looks like it was shot on someone's iPhone.

We think both Gabe and Chet would fair better starring in gay porn than they would on the Billboard charts; they could team up and be a real Dynamic DO-OVER.

ADAM LEVINE is The Sexiest Man Alive.


...so says PEOPLE Magazine. They tend to be more on point with their annual male selections than they are with the female counterpoint. And while some people with guffaw at the selection of the Maroon 5 front man as the piece to pass around; notice it's SEXIEST man, not necessarily HOTTEST.

Homeboy as heat, hot tattoos, a great sense of humor (see 'The Voice'), he's muy flexible from being a Yoga fanatic, bitch can sing and other than the being a vegetarian thing. HE CAN GET IT.

Exhibit A:




Model David Gandy Shows Us Some P & A



You may not know him by name, but model 33yo British model DAVID GANDY is one of THE most photographed men in fashion...EVER! Perhaps best known for being the face of the Dolce & Gabbana men's fragrances since 2007, Gandy was one of the forerunners of sorts to transition male modeling from skinning boyish waifs to men with muscle, fitness AND style.

That said, Christmas came early this year when we came across this album of images containing shots of Gandy ins ALL stages of undress. Yes kids, we're talking Ass, Twig AND Berries.  At the end of the day, it's his eyes that GETS us. Without further ado,  peep the NSFW pics of Gandy Candy HERE

VIDEO PREMIER: Katy Perry 'Unconditionally'


Behold! Katy Perry has unleashed the gorgeous new video for 'UNCONDITIONALLY' - the second official single from her #1 album 'PRISM'. It's a booming mid-tempo ballad that finds Perry in great voice...and stunning fashion.  The art direction echos the 'Tango de Roxanne' scene from Baz Luhrmann's 'Moulin Rouge'. Ch Ch Check it out....


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Chris Evans' Brother Pimps His PEEN



Actor SCOTT EVANS, ex-'One Life to Live' star and brother to hottie 'Avenger' and 'Captain America' star CHRIS EVANS has been out and proud gay man for years. But now he's showing us ALL the parts he's used to keeping IN.

In an IDEAL world, it'd be his Brother avenging the world's fantasies with a peek at the peen...but it's a respectable sim-u-lation. Giggity Giggity.
Behold the VERY NSFW photos of Scotty and alllll his naughty bits HERE.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Sinead O'Connor Pens A Letter to Miley Cyrus


It's been a hot minute since we heard anything from Sinead '50 Shades of Cray' O'Connor. Not one to keep us waiting for too long for her tomfoolery, Sinead has penned an open letter to Miley Cyrus...and by Miley we mean THE WORLD.

Sinead verbally bitch slaps Miley then pays homage by lovingly sticking her out her tongue in tribute to virtually lick the envelope and mail her Miley-festo to any ho who'll read it.

Let your eyeballs catch their bref, then read the entire letter:

Dear Miley,
I wasn’t going to write this letter, but today i’ve been dodging phone calls from various newspapers who wished me to remark upon your having said in Rolling Stone your “Wrecking Ball” video was designed to be similar to the one for “Nothing Compares” … So this is what I need to say … And it is said in the spirit of motherliness and with love.
I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way “cool” to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether it’s the music business or yourself doing the pimping.
Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited, and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.
I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you.
The music business doesn’t give a sh– about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.. and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, “they” will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone.
None of the men oggling you give a sh– about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for love. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a f— about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a f— about yourself. And when you employ people who give the impression they don’t give much of a f— about you either. No one who cares about you could support your being pimped.. and that includes you yourself.
Yes, I’m suggesting you don’t care for yourself. That has to change. You ought be protected as a precious young lady by anyone in your employ and anyone around you, including you. This is a dangerous world. We don’t encourage our daughters to walk around naked in it because it makes them prey for animals and less than animals, a distressing majority of whom work in the music industry and its associated media.
You are worth more than your body or your sexual appeal. The world of showbiz doesn’t see things that way, they like things to be seen the other way, whether they are magazines who want you on their cover, or whatever.. Don’t be under any illusions.. ALL of them want you because they’re making money off your youth and your beauty.. which they could not do except for the fact your youth makes you blind to the evils of show business. If you have an innocent heart you can’t recognise those who do not.
I repeat, you have enough talent that you don’t need to let the music business make a prostitute of you. You shouldn’t let them make a fool of you either. Don’t think for a moment that any of them give a flying f— about you. They’re there for the money.. we’re there for the music. It has always been that way and it will always be that way. The sooner a young lady gets to know that, the sooner she can be REALLY in control.
You also said in Rolling Stone that your look is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs of age.. which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.
Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to in future refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you. I needn’t even ask the question.. I’ve been in the business long enough to know that men are making more money than you are from you getting naked. It’s really not at all cool. And it’s sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.
As for the shedding of the Hannah Montana image.. whoever is telling you getting naked is the way to do that does absolutely NOT respect your talent, or you as a young lady. Your records are good enough for you not to need any shedding of Hannah Montana. She’s waaaaaaay gone by now.. Not because you got naked but because you make great records.
Whether we like it or not, us females in the industry are role models and as such we have to be extremely careful what messages we send to other women. The message you keep sending is that it’s somehow cool to be prostituted.. it’s so not cool Miley.. it’s dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any motherf—er who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Dear Miley, THIS Is How It's Done.

 

 It's been almost a year since RIHANNA released her 7th album 'Unapologetic', and we've heard she's on the cusp of releasing her 8th (in as many years); but that hasn't stopped her from dropping an official video for 'Pour It Up'. The song took on a life of it's own as a sort of strip club 'anthem' and there have been numerous remixes, so Ri-Ri decided to finally give us the visual treatment.

It's colorful, ghetto fabulous, stylish with just the right amount of slutty. Pay attention MILEY CYRUS, THIS is how you TWERK.


VIDEO PREMIER: Britney Spears 'Work Bitch'



BRITNEY doesn't REALLY dance anymore y'all; so stop expecting her to. Save for the occasional Drag Queen stomp, posing like a Bond girl and the 'mouf-moving' to her lyrics, the best she can do with all the sanity-stabilizing drugs is 'The Robot'...and no one wants to see that.

So here we get her video for her latest 'song' which we're convinced was just outtakes shooting the shit with her peeps in the studio on 'Placebo Pill Day'. The beat is ages old Euro-pop and 'Work Bitch' is not a chorus.

Brit Brit looks absolutely DEAD in the eyes, and we get the feeling she stopped enjoying doing this a few years back, but the money train must keep moving. The clip has mad product placement (including that for Planet Hollywod where she'll be doing a 48-show per year residency), it gets points for styling, but overall it's just unnecessary.


Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Cheyenne Jackson Makes a Jack-Off Video


We dunno what the hell is going on with the super-talented and handsome (although not lately) actor Cheyenne Jackson. The star of stage and screen has been on a meltdownward spiral as of late. He wrapped '30Rock' and 'Glee', he and his husband uttered the infamous breakup words 'I Quit This Bitch' and filed for divorce, he packed up and moved to West Hollywood, got some of the most RATCHET tattoos ever, and shacked up with some fresh chicken.


Harpo!  Who dis woman?


Adding insult to injury is this Dick-A-Pointing amateur video that is ALLEGEDLY of Jackson tugging on his tallywacker. Why is this disappointing you ask? Well, there are three major reasons:

1) If you're a public figure and you're sending out pics of your dirty bits, you're an idiot because it will get out.
2) If you're gonna do it, don't include visual AND audio of your face and voice. Because that hasn't been successful for anyone other than that Kim KUNTtrashian and if you're a guy - you better be hung like a Clydesdale...which leads us to point
3) At 6'3", you'd think that Cheyenne's 'Jack and the Beanstalk' would have ummm ALOT more "personality".

For LEGAL reasons we won't host said footage here and we also want y'all to know that this is stirtly DEFINATELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. If you're STILL curious. See Cheyenne Peppering his Pud HEEEERE!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Is This Bitch Serious?


In case you were wondering whatever happened to fitness guru RICHARD SIMMONS (we weren't); he's still alive, kickin and 'Sweatin to the Oldies'.
But wait, there's more! Instead of hitting up the aerobics studio, Richard decided to slip on his poom poom shorts with leg warmers and tease up the curly luxurious mop of his and hit the recording studio to pump out this little ditty that has FUCKERY written all.over.it.

As a warm-up for what's sure to be a mega-budgeted MTV VMA award winning video, he's released this lyric video. You know because with lyrics like 'Short Long Straight or Curly', EVERYONE is gonna be downloading it from iTunes and getting their ears fucked with his single 'Hair Do'. At the very least it's good for a laugh.


...and if that doesn't do it, this vintage ad for 'Sweatin to the Oldies' will do it for you!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

VIDEO PREMIER: Cher 'Woman's World'


Pop Culture legend CHER is hoofing it hard to make ANOTHER comeback. Who doesn't love Cher? She's an Oscar, Grammy and Tony winner and she has the distinction of being the only artist in history to have a #1 Billboard song in each of the SIX! decades of her career. She's back with 'Woman's World', the first female empowerment single from her upcoming album 'Closer to the Truth' which is due out September 24th.

We don't love the song, and honestly don't think it'll go very far. Added to that the video looks like it cost about 50 cents to make. But it's Cher, so attention must be paid even a little....and she just gave the world of Drag a whole new performance piece.

Hey, we said the same thing about 'Believe' fifteen years ago and we all know how THAT turned out.


SONG PREMIER: Janelle Monae feat. Miguel 'PRIMETIME'



Easily our MOST anticipated album before year's end is 'The Electric Lady' by JANELLE MONAE. We fell hard for Ms.Monae ever since we first saw the video 'Tighrope' from her STELLAR full-length debut album 'The Archandroid' back in 2010. She's unleased two songs from the album already: 'Q.U.E.E.N.' featuring Erykah Badu and 'Dance Apocalyptic', both of which also had amazeballs accompanying videos, and this new slow-jam collaboration with MIGUEL is an equal scorcher.

Echoing sonic feel of early PRINCE, with ridiculously good harmonies 'Primetime' is a song that should easily earn both artists a Grammy nomination. Here's hoping 'Primetime' gets more airtime than Miguel's collaboration early this year with Mariah Carey.




...and for added pleasure here's a crash course in the art of MONAE.